Today we have an exclusive interview with Manish the Captain of WC.
The interview today is by well known TV personality and BCC host of Watch the Night, Jeremiah Pacman.
"So Mr Manish or Your Highness as you like to be called by your friends,how would describe the rumours regarding the split within the WC camp, especially with the omission of your talisman Rudge ka Gudge in the last game?" Our reporter said
"First of all there is no split in the camp. The incident you are talking about was a mere misunderstanding. There is always going to be some disagreement in a group of players, it is because they care about the team! There is no I in TEAM" Manish then chuckled to himself either he found what he said funny or was telling himself a private joke. He has been seen buying a number of rude joke books from some very unprofitable places.
"A disagreement?" Our reporter replied "Rudge Ka Gudge needed 12 stitches his face with 2 broken teeth!! An eye witness says you were covered in blood, not your own by Rudges!! Then later that day your Austin Martin DB7 was heard playing Ludacris' "Get Back" especially the line and I quote "See I caught 'em wit a right hook, caught 'em wit a jab. Caught 'em wit an uppercut, kicked 'em in his ass" what do have to say to that!!!"
"Hate the game not the playa...G5" is all Manish said before getting up and leaving...
In next weeks edition read about how to make home-made pumpkin juice...
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