Saturday, June 20, 2009

Put da sock in it.


Sky Sports News: Manish has joined Mitesh in a rare moment of unity by rubbishing women's cricket,on the eve of the Women's T20 final.

"Yes, the cricket is comical. You've got undernourished Indians and Pakistanis.They struggle to hold the bat. How did the Windies field 11 players , when they can't get 11 players for the men's team?It's a mystery to me.If I took on one of the Ozzie or Kiwi girls in a fight I'm not sure if I would be able to silence her with just one punch , as in the old days," said Manish ,as he paused to take sip of Wigston Wanderer's triple filtered coconut pineapple juice.

The press conference was gatecrashed by 44 angry women cricketers who were practicing in the Wigston Wanderers net and watching Manish on the big screen. They locked the door and began to scream and shout.

Luckily for Manish, he has developed the technique of blocking "white noise." He had plenty practice during his bad tempered one way disciplinaries with CEO Mum Anjana.

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