i playa

The final double or quits Ashes match will have a new player on each side.

It is part of the initiative of gently passing the baton of the KPL to a younger generation.

One to look out for is "Crazy dog" Karija for the Wigston Wanderes. He is an unpredictable leggie.

" I hit the ball as I see 'em. If you wanta guarantee, get a toaster. I'm a playa. I'm the King of England, bitch."

I think Kraija had too much sugar in his tea this morning.

Anyways,we have to cut this interview short and move to the Knighton Oval dining room for the team lunch.

For the Knighton Oval, Mitto has recruited "Sausages" Hauritz. He is the equivalent of an accountant playing cricket. Grey,grey ,grey.

Mitto said " Don't you know? Grey is the new black."

Hauritz was instantly impressed.He started to tuck into his lunch.

Asked why he looked irritated.

"You can't take the accountant out of me.Mitto, yeh bhindi kitni ? yeh Tomtoe kitna ?"

Bat out.

Its ok,

Im good,

Lets Go!

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until 18 balls get bat out.

(so) Let it shine,
Let the fielders run all day,
The score board wont come down,
Until we hit the sixes in the ground and Knighton Oval pass out!

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I'll bowl Mitto's flipping team out.

About to be a bigger star than my mum thought,
Cos every day I got a groupie at my front door,
Now I drive past the bus I used to run for,
Wheres my clap, wheres my encore?

I walk alone, cos I was born alone,
But doesn't matter, cos I ll win by bat out

Wigston wanderer wkt seeks asylum

Kpl exclusive: The Wanderers were playing a warm up match, in hot Dubai. During the innings break, Aslam Rooney caught a plane to Heathrow to seek asylum.

He has retired from all forms of cricket.

At a press conference, he explained that this was triggered when Manish to actually asked him to keep wicket and open the batting.

"This is a crime against humanity. I can't keep wicket and open the bat in 45 degrees," he began to cry,"Please help me, I need to be famous."

New KPL summer anthem CD track from WW to KO

Wigston Wanderers 2 Knighton Oval Ibiza

She says she likes my bat, but I said its from JJB
And she stay up all hours watching my C & B
She said she loves KPL, she bought the old KPL DVD's
And so I put her number in my shirt BBC
I got a grey BM, I used to have a red F.O.R.D
She wanna see what’s hiding in my bank balance TSB
I tell her wear a dress but not any PVC
And I’ll make news and it will be on Sky 3D HD

Uhh, scene one. Everybody get in your fielding positions.
Pay attention, and listen.
We’re tryna get this in one delivery, so lets try and
make that happen.
Take one,let's play and action!

She pose for FHM, She read my mags GQ
We spinnin’ at SRT, but not at the SCG
I’m in my PRPS and my Nike SB’s
Ravin’ with B.R.O, from London to the MCC

This my anthem from WW to KPL KO

Fear factor for mitto

Mitesh to appear on fear factor.
He will face all challenges except:
Animals
Heights
Manish's sledging.