Talk of the terraces

He bats, he scores, he'll eat your ladavas Mitaji Ji Sung, Mita Ji Sung!


Mit, Mit, Where ever you may be

You eat bajiyas in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a WanderA

Eating maag baat in your council house"

Manish working on Inception 2

I have tried the hostile reception,

I have tried to edit him out in post production,

But my Inception formula will kill the willing habit in Mitesh's mind.

Baby it’s hard
And it feel like you’re broken in scar
Nothing feels right
But when you’re with me
I make you believe
That I’ve got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to stir
But I’m shifting gears
I’ll take it from here
And it goes like this

Mitesh you cant bat
Footworks is like Jagger
You move in the field like Jagger
You ve got the mooooooooooooooooooves like Jagger

Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
Can take me away, and make it okay
I swear I’ll behave

You wanted control
Sure we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t give a sh*t
And it goes like this

Mitesh you cant bat
Footworks is like Jagger
You move in the field like Jagger
You ve got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

27 gloves

Manish is fed up of being the Vice Captain for the past 27 matches against the Knighton Oval.

"Yes, I want to move from second slip to first slip. After Nixon took "that" catch, to dismiss Mitesh,I'd rather focus on my Kodak moments than make memories of others!"

Mitesh said, "Stop moaning, Miss Daisy."

Kas-p-arrgh

Manish played Mitesh like an old violin.

Chasing 35 to win, Mitesh was cruising at 30 for 1 with 7 balls to go.

Mitesh had a brain freeze and tired to do a back to the future shot- the dreaded reverse sweep.

Mitesh was bowled off his pads. This opened the tail for Malinga. Knighton Oval got 35 but they had lost more wickets.

The notorious Gas Club gang in the Soar stand started chanting, "30 for 1 and you messed it up. 30 for 1 and you messed it up."

Send in the De Klown brothers.

Mitesh sent in the clowns but Manish was not laughing.

Mitesh has signed the De Klown brothers from Holland under 19's.

A series of dropped catches and missed stumpings could not stop the De Klown brothers powering the Knighton Oval to 55 off 18 balls.

The talking point was just before Tea. Manish stopped the ball on the boundary.

The ball was still live but Mitesh walked off for his customary tea and biscuits.

Manish claimed the run out.

Mitesh stormed into the Wanderer's dressing room.

Manish said, " Why so serious ?"

Pravin Kumar The Menace

Pravin " Bash'em " Kumar has joined Mitesh for Finals day.

"It gets us the fire power required to get us off the mark."

"He will be our Dennis the Menace,"said Mitesh.

Chase the Knighton Oval Moonie

I'm flying away past the follow on

Running like the wind

As I chase the Knighton Oval

Up spinning around

Circles in my mind

Sailing over ground

Mitesh offers Sachin.

Mitesh is in the process of proof reading the KPL manual.

"After watching them at Trent Bridge, I have a few words for Sachin- Agge ke per, beraye."

Mario writes off another car.

Mario went back to Brescia for the KPL Summer break.

When he arrived, he found some fish in the car.

The fish smell has soaked into the seats.

Now, he is offically uninsurable.

Mario said, " I believe in conspiracy theory. Why did this happen after a ran Mitesh out last week?"

There is definitely some thing fishy.

Chase the sun

Mitesh took a two week break from medicine.

"Medicine is the 2nd best medicine."

"The first," asked Clara from Kpl sports.

"Medicine."

Nixon

Mitesh has congratulated Nixon for leading the Foxes to Finals Day.

He has been a great servant.

"Hey, Nixon get my mangoes from the fridge."