Wigston Wanderers TV: Gareth Barry has done the unthinkable. He has signed for the Wigston Wanderers from the Knighton Oval for an undisclosed fee, believed to be £300,000.
Barry has revealled that the main reason for the move was the fact that Mitesh has not changed the "Lord of the Rings" CD in the team bus for the past 18 months.
" The final straw was that on my stag do Mitesh and the Mara brothers shaved my head. They handcuffed me to a lampost and stripped me down to my underwear. I was a deadringer for Golum. Dogs pissed on me. Drivers honked at me all night. The police drove past several times. Finally, I was released by my sister. I was going to cancel my wedding but I couldn't afford to lose the deposit. Worst still, Mitesh released a video of it on youtube," said Barry , as he took a pill for anxiety attacks.
"Never trust what you read in the papers!!" Mitesh said as he got into his black 4 by 4 Rangerover Sport.
ReplyDelete"Well technical it was on a blog rather than a newspaper" Our reporter Nosmo King reply
"What ever!!" Mitesh Replied through black sunglasses
"Look for one the music in the coach is The Fellow of the Rings and not Lord of the rings FACT. He was no wearing any underwear FACT! It was his ex girlfriend that let him lose FACT!!!
"what about him going to WC your bitter rivals" Our reporter asked
"When the seagulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" Mitesh Replied drowned out by the sound of spinning tyre and a hasty get away