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The Knighton Echo has well informed sources at the Wigston Wanderers which states the club could be taken over by a middle eastern billionaire in the shape of Hav-A-Sheikh, who has made his money in Camels, yes camels. Who would have guessed??
Our reporter got access to an exclusive interview with the Sheikh. On direct questioning why he had bought a franchise in such financial turmoil with record losses last year the Sheikh answered
"When the Camel is of the thirst, it is the Camel that will find the water!"
Our Middle eastern correspondent is currently in hospital so we can not interpret the saying, but we think it means "Who cares I am rolling in your US dollar, I've been pimped"
However, we can report in a sudden twist of events that Manish has been seen taking acting lesson. We believe this is after he was offered the role of Kakarrot in the forthcoming parody Lionball A.
More to follow.....
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