New Chants in the KPL 11

Chim chimeree, chim chimeree, chim chim cherooo,
Who needs Mitesh when we've got Manu (aka Manish of WW fame)

After Wigston Wanderer signed there new Liverpool Cricket Star Mr Mihans.R.Shakey
KnightonOval supporter have made a new chant in the stands!
You are a scouser,
A ugly scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mum's out stealing,
Your dad's drug dealing,
Please don't take our hub caps away

Super subs

Manish has suggested that Super subs should be introduced into the KPL after Zaheer Khan's injury.

Manish said, "I think Mitesh won't agree coz he doesn't want to be the first man to be subbed after 2.2 overs."

PTI

Mike: What do you think of the Wanderers press machine crucifying Mitesh?

Tony: It is nothing other than the defamation of Mitesh Thanki. Manish, where is the love?

Mike: What do you think of Manish bowling in reverse and nabbing Mitesh's middle stump?

Tony: This was amazing. But I hear he is going to be fined and banned for 4 games.

Mike: If I was Mitesh, I would have run down the pitch and socked him one.

Manish is Superstar.

People always talk about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
All the things they're all about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Write it on a piece of paper,
Got a feeling I'll see you later.

There's something bout this,
Lets keep the score board moving,
And if its good lets just get something cooking.
Cause I really wanna bat with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do.
(you do, you do).

[Chorus:]
I don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I don't know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Cause you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna dance)

Baby take a look around (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Everybody's getting down (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Deal with all the problems later,
Bad boys on their best behaviour.

There's something bout you,
Lets keep it moving,
And if it's good lets just get something cooking,
Cause I really wanna rock with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do,
(you do, you do).

I don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I don't know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Cause you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna dance).

Don't upset the bowling rhythm

The time is right
Th' sun is sleeping in the sky
Free your mind
You never know what you might find
What's your vise ?
You know we won't compromise
So let me show you
Something super beautiful
Lets rock the boat
The magic ball is unstoppable !
Full on the floor
That's the rhythm you've been wai-ting for
Pure delight - top of off!

Its all up to you
And whatever you do (don't)
Cut into my action
4-3-2-1..

Chorus:

(Go baby, go baby GO !)
Don't upset the rhythm no
(Go baby, go baby GO !)
Don't upset the rhythm
(Go baby, go baby GO !)
Don't upset the rhythm, don't you dare
(Go baby, go baby GO !)
Don't upset the rhythm


Verse 2:

Skin and bone
And the Man of the match microphone
Can't get home
But you can use my dog and bone
We'll crank that stereo
Even when the speakers blow
D-I-Y
Just meet me up in paradise..

Chant of the week round up

Marvin heard in the infamous West stand at the Wanderers to the Knighton Oval fans.

(To the sound of Rigoletto, Verdi. La Donna e mobile).

All bling and Burberry,
high teenage pregnancy,

No father on the scene,
Out robbing a cash machine,

Social are on the way,
Come take your kids away,

Don't know the father's name,
All the punters look the same.

Chant of the week round up

Marvin heard on the Knighton Oval terraces, "Knighton Oval go West, Knighton Oval go West."

Mitesh no fan of band

Bad boy Mitesh has banned fellow players from wearing hairbands - and will not sign stars who "think they are models."

Mitesh's set to dish up an Indian takeaway.

Don't forget the Ashes, the real shootout for world domination starts at The KIA Uplands Oval this Sunday.

The star spangled talents of the Wanderers come to town for a back to back series clash that will decide who is the best team on the planet.

TOP Knighton Oval batmen ( by Kpl bet fair)

Cook 11-4
Mitesh 9-2
Trott 3
Strauss 9-2
Bell 5
Morgan 10

Top Wanderers batsmen.

Tendulkar 11-4
Manish 7-2
Dhoni 16
Laxman 11-2
Gambhir 7-2

Top Knighton Oval bowlers.

Swann 15-8
Mitesh 3
Tremlett 3
Broad 13-2

Top Wanderers bowlers.

Khan 15-8
H Singh 10-3
Manish 7
Sharma 3.

Marvin- You used switch me on in morning.

Marvin has become the new Third Man in the KPL com box.

What is the point of Mitesh playing cricket ? I would rather watch two retards playing football with no ball.

Why doesn't he just stick to playing ten year olds on his PS3? At least, he can disconnect the internet if he loses.

Why does he always have a back problem when Manish spanks him to the boundary?

I thought they stopped recording Fake That! on Channel4 five years ago. Has no one told Mitesh ?

Mitesh lives charmed life.

In the KPL warm up matches at KIA Uplands, Mitesh was dropped in the slips twice as he went on to make an agricultural 40no.

"You might drop me once, you might drop me twice.I hit it and it came to you like dynO-mite,"sang Mitesh to the Member's pavillion.