Wigston Commoners play the Windies masters.

Kpl Tv:Wigston Wanderers have changed their name to the Wigston Commoners as a mark of respect to the Windies legends of Marshall,Haynes,Grenidge,Lloyd,King Viv,Colin Croft,Courtney,Curtley and Douj.

In a press conference ahead of the warm up match,Vaughie said," We have watched the KPL classics on Espn. We learnt from Tony Grieg that we did not want the Windies to grovel. We only reserve the right to make Knighton Ovalers grovel and ask for CEO Mum Anjana."

Vaughie added that he has used his Kolpak contacts to sign the hard hitting pitch hitter at number three, Regi Havershot.

This means that Manish will drop down from opening to number four to balance the batting order.

After the first drinks break, King Viv greeted Manish at da wicket, "Mate, it doesn't matter if you come at four. You're team is still on 0."

As Manish was taking guard,Micheal Holding introduced himself,"Hello, I'm the Devil.I don't need Jamaican beer to turn ya wicket into ashes."

Manish, an ardent student of Geoff Boycott, took the first run quickly but didn't turn back for what Bak Bak and Daniel Lambert(at 3rd man in the com box)said was an easy two.

Is that good enuf???

In a sudden turn of events the KPL franchise has enrolled the help of Mr General Poll the famed Football Referee. In his first match he no balled Mitesh's KnightonOval captain three times in his first three deliveries for apparent legitimate delivery, which have been verified by tv replay.
In apparent weird twist of events Mitesh then to a hattrick in the next three deliveries at 26 yards and after the 3rd he went up to Mr Poll and said "Is that good enough for you!!"
Mr Poll replied "Yes it is!!!"

Return of the fallen

During the 2006 Ashes celebrations, Vaughie's knee collapsed carrying April June, the KPL cheerleader, to the pavillion. He was out of action for three years.

He led a warm up match in 40C Dubai last week.The Wigston Wanderers declared on 414.8. Manish chipped in with 98 no, Richard Correy 200 and Vaughie 101no in 50 overs.

Vaughie was unaware that the Wigston Wanderers bowling attack would return the compliment.

The Arab Eskimos and Armada team scored 415.2 in 45overs. Mara Sheik, Hava Sheik's son, scored 300 no. He was dropped five times. He put his good hand eye co ordination to Red Camel.

Vaughie said," The world has moved on since I last played in 2006. We need to work on creating momentum. Wanderers, mobilise."

Bak Bak read out an email, " Sorry Buddy. Vaughie that world has moved on. You need to realise that the Wanderers have moved backwards."

Vaughie stormed out of the press conference when he was shown the email address.The email was from miteshthanki@knightonoval.eu.

bak bak joins kpl commentary team

KPL Sky: The renowned Arab comedian will join the commentary team for the 25th Anniversary. He was welcomed by Richie Benaud, Brian Johnson and Siva RamaKrishna at a Wigston Wanderer's tea party.

As they sipped away, Bak Bak addressed the Wigston Wanderers team members.

"This is a special occasion. Hopefully, the KPL will tour the Arab states in the winter. Always remember : Life is just a big joke," said Bak Bak, the comedian.

KPL tea party

KPL info: Manish has made an unilateral decision to become freelance for next year. He will play for the Wigston Wanderers on a pay and play basis. He will spent the rest of the season in the Nottingham Premier league.

Manish said, " I will not be dictated by Mitesh and Ceo Mum Anjana. I need a fair share of the TV money.At the moment, a whopping ninety percent of the TV money from PG tips is given to the home side.The KPL franchise takes ten percent. That leaves me with nada. This is not on. Mitesh will have to play away for the 25th anniversary.As a protest, I will stage my own tea party."