Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Streaker at Knighton Oval net

There was a streaker at the Knighton Oval net.


He ran past two old staff members.

The old canteen lady had a stroke. The cleaner just missed.

She's the man

Claire Connors, the new ECB women's supermo, has come down hard on the Knighton Oval.

"There is too much of a macho persona at the club.If they want to compete in the KPL Champion's league, they will need to set up a ladies team.Mitesh has 90 days.End of."

"It is going to be difficult. I don't think our Canteen lady can bowl,"said Mitesh.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Mitesh enrols to become a role model

Mitesh and Richard Prior have now apologized. Instead of paying for the repair, they have enrolled on the KPL Tavern's Big brother program.

Let's follow their first day.

Gayle Sweeney: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.

Mitesh: What did you have for Dinner?

Richard:Cocaine.

Mitesh: This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?

Mitesh yet to eat humble pie

Mitesh has not apologized for breaking the window at Lord's.

Mitesh let out his frustration after rain has ravished the fixture list.

"You're not bigga than the MCC, buddy,"said Manish