Another low light for Manish

I can not remember the last time I saw Manish laugh.It has been third dire season on the trot.

His sledge backfired : If the Knighton Oval bat first, let's tell the tuuk tuuk to wait.

He recruited Rahul Dravid on loan for the season. He was remembered more for his fielding than his batting, especially after the gem from Bryan Johnson during the commentary on the third T18:

Rahul Dravid's at slip, with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

Let's hope he has a better job of choosing a wife. Manish, here is some advice:

It is easier to choose a bat than pick a wife. A bat has a watermark of quality -the grain. The one basic flaw in the otherwise perfect constitution of women is that you can't detect the knots in the grain until it is too late.

Kpl t20 bowla of the year

The KPL season is over. Mitesh has won 2-0. He retains the Ashes for a third year.

Mike Engels, summing up the season: It's a funny kind of month, September. For the keen KPL cricket fan it's when you realise your girlfreind left you in May.

Mitesh won bowler of the year. This what Bryan Johnson thought of his bowling this season:"This bowler's like my dog: three short legs and balls that swing each way."

Mitesh England's new t18 Skipper

Mike Engels, KPL Sports News: Mitesh, how does it feel about England's disappointing T18 World Cup ?

Mitesh: To be quite honest, we had a nice holiday and I think we trained once.

Georgie Elliman: What do you think about Jon Rooney's hair transplant?

Mitesh: Nice.

Mitesh: By the way, what is your name ? Is it Jacob ?

Georgie: No, why?

Mitesh: Coz you is a cracker.