Another low light for Manish

I can not remember the last time I saw Manish laugh.It has been third dire season on the trot.

His sledge backfired : If the Knighton Oval bat first, let's tell the tuuk tuuk to wait.

He recruited Rahul Dravid on loan for the season. He was remembered more for his fielding than his batting, especially after the gem from Bryan Johnson during the commentary on the third T18:

Rahul Dravid's at slip, with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

Let's hope he has a better job of choosing a wife. Manish, here is some advice:

It is easier to choose a bat than pick a wife. A bat has a watermark of quality -the grain. The one basic flaw in the otherwise perfect constitution of women is that you can't detect the knots in the grain until it is too late.

Kpl t20 bowla of the year

The KPL season is over. Mitesh has won 2-0. He retains the Ashes for a third year.

Mike Engels, summing up the season: It's a funny kind of month, September. For the keen KPL cricket fan it's when you realise your girlfreind left you in May.

Mitesh won bowler of the year. This what Bryan Johnson thought of his bowling this season:"This bowler's like my dog: three short legs and balls that swing each way."

Mitesh England's new t18 Skipper

Mike Engels, KPL Sports News: Mitesh, how does it feel about England's disappointing T18 World Cup ?

Mitesh: To be quite honest, we had a nice holiday and I think we trained once.

Georgie Elliman: What do you think about Jon Rooney's hair transplant?

Mitesh: Nice.

Mitesh: By the way, what is your name ? Is it Jacob ?

Georgie: No, why?

Mitesh: Coz you is a cracker.

Talk of the terraces

He bats, he scores, he'll eat your ladavas Mitaji Ji Sung, Mita Ji Sung!


Mit, Mit, Where ever you may be

You eat bajiyas in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a WanderA

Eating maag baat in your council house"

Manish working on Inception 2

I have tried the hostile reception,

I have tried to edit him out in post production,

But my Inception formula will kill the willing habit in Mitesh's mind.

Baby it’s hard
And it feel like you’re broken in scar
Nothing feels right
But when you’re with me
I make you believe
That I’ve got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to stir
But I’m shifting gears
I’ll take it from here
And it goes like this

Mitesh you cant bat
Footworks is like Jagger
You move in the field like Jagger
You ve got the mooooooooooooooooooves like Jagger

Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
Can take me away, and make it okay
I swear I’ll behave

You wanted control
Sure we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t give a sh*t
And it goes like this

Mitesh you cant bat
Footworks is like Jagger
You move in the field like Jagger
You ve got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

27 gloves

Manish is fed up of being the Vice Captain for the past 27 matches against the Knighton Oval.

"Yes, I want to move from second slip to first slip. After Nixon took "that" catch, to dismiss Mitesh,I'd rather focus on my Kodak moments than make memories of others!"

Mitesh said, "Stop moaning, Miss Daisy."

Kas-p-arrgh

Manish played Mitesh like an old violin.

Chasing 35 to win, Mitesh was cruising at 30 for 1 with 7 balls to go.

Mitesh had a brain freeze and tired to do a back to the future shot- the dreaded reverse sweep.

Mitesh was bowled off his pads. This opened the tail for Malinga. Knighton Oval got 35 but they had lost more wickets.

The notorious Gas Club gang in the Soar stand started chanting, "30 for 1 and you messed it up. 30 for 1 and you messed it up."