Saturday, May 28, 2011

2k11 Kpl

2K11 Kpl will sponsor the KPL from next year.

Pads stolen

Manish's pads have been stolen.

The police have an unnamed suspect, who can not be revealed after a super injunction.

It's not 12 th Man- Giggs?

Radio Gaga

Manish was on a phone in on KPL radio.

"Manish, you need to retire. You can't bowl from 22 yards and your batting is too slow".

Manish responded badly, "These fans do not come to the matches and watch us on Match of the day. Terrible. These radio stations need to stop playing Lady Gaga.It is turning people gaga."

Press gag.

There is something rotten in the state of the Knighton Oval. Mitesh refused to speak to the press. His vice captain, Chris Faith, spoke of his disappointment of losing to the Wanderers.

"We were playing away. It is always hard to win when the Umpires don't allow bowlers to bowl bouncers.Anyway, we are home next week. We'll be ok,"said Chris.

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

time to hang up the boots

Kpl: The Wigston Wanderers have announced that they will have three captains with immediate effect.

"I dropped three catches. I got bowled by a yorker. The reations are not as quick as they once were. It is time for me to ride into the sunset. This will be my final KPL as captain,"said Manish.