Friday, June 5, 2009

Facts,Lies and Videotapes

BBC Panorama ( Are today's cricketers out of control ? ) :As Mitesh left the Mara Knighton Oval, he was greeted by a frenzied Korean group of KO supporters chanting "Halla Bol" to the deafening Korean drums. An expectant autograph hunter was disappointed when Mitesh gave him his blazer, combed his hair and said, "Choota nihi hai."

"Never trust what you read in the papers!!" Mitesh said as he got into his black 4 by 4 Rangerover Sport.
"Well technically it was on a blog rather than a newspaper" Our reporter Nosmo King reply
"What ever!!" Mitesh replied through black sunglasses.
"Look for one the music in the coach is The Fellow of the Rings and not Lord of the rings FACT. He was not wearing any underwear FACT! It was his ex girlfriend that let him lose FACT!!!
"What about him going to WC your bitter rivals" Our reporter asked
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" Mitesh replied drowned out by the sound of spinning tyres and a hasty get away.

When the traffic light turned green, Mitesh delibrately drove into a puddle. The water and mud sprayed a disabled wheelchair bound senior Wigston wanderers supporter being pushed across the road by her care worker.

She got up from her wheelchair and walked to the curb. She whipped the mud out of her eyes. She began to chant "We're cool. We're rock. Wigston wanderers, we rule."

Mitesh reversed his 4x4 with previously unseen giggling cheerleaders in the back. He lowered the window and simply turned up his Fellow of the rings CD.

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