Jedi batsmen at the Wanderers.

In the pre Boxing day test match, Manish has been using the "Goat lab" training camp.

At level 1, a batsman should be able to walk through the pavilion wall.

At level2, a batsmen should be able to hit a six blindfolded.

At level3, a fielder should be able to dive for a catch before it has been bowled.

At level4, a fielder should be able to debleat the 3 rd umpire by making him put on the red light.

Mitch : Mind your sign language, Manish

Manish has been told to keep a lid on it.

After a fine for excessive appealing and sledging, he has started using sign language.

Mitchell Jonson thought he was telling him to that he was doing a "good job."

No, he kept on putting his thumb into his batting glove.

It was only after a weary Knighton Oval spectator, pointed out that Manish was not saying good job but ****hole.

Wanderers following on

Due to the snow, the KPL finale has turned to the PS3.

KPL 11 is pretty bad reading for Manish. The Wanderers were out for 42. The Knighton Oval are 60.0.

"It's gotta be pretty hard for the Wanderers not to feel helpless right now. They must have known their key to success in this match was their batting. Having fallen cheaply they have to rely on their limp pace attack.

Hopefully first slip knows some good jokes because they're going to be out there a while.

Wigston wanderer's focus on the F*** word plan

In a leaked document on kpl wikileaks.com ,Greg Chapell advised Manish at the start of the Ashes campaign to use the F word focus plan against the Knighton Oval.

The F word plan is about making the Wanderers concentrate on the : fielding, fhrow-ing and fifth stump bowling.

Mitesh added at this week's press conference, "The F*** word plan is out. We know what is in it now.We know the truth like what's under Doug's rug. And by the way, boys and girls, I know school's have been closed this week. You are probably busy in playing in the snow. Always remember,do not eat yellow snow !