KPL info: Mitesh is in hot water with the Women Institute.
Mitesh was caught talking to Robin Banks on the stump mic about chat up lines.
Here is a sample (which were publishable):
Are we near an airport, or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again ?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Is your name Gillette.You're the best man can get.
Is your Dad a terrorist? Because you're a bomb.
I'm new in town.Can I have directions to your house?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
We are still awaiting news if Robin Banks was as successful with the ladies as he has been allegedly with banks.
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