KPL Wisden edition : After doing "a Cantona," KPL Ceo Mum Anjana texted Mitesh news that he will have to serve a four match ban.
In order to top up his wages, Mitesh has returned to becoming a doctor.
Daniel Lambert: Ok,Doc. I'm not going to ask the usual questions from your patients and the GMC ( ie how many people have you killed and where is the paperwork for Tom Sawyer?). Have you got any funny stories?
Mitesh: They focus on blonde patients,actually.
DL: My favourite type,Doc.
Mitesh: Her name was Jenny Jones. She was a proof reader at the local M&M factory. They used to keep her busy over Christmas by giving her a letter with "please turn over" on both sides.Well, she was having her sixth child. She told me that she wished for another daughter. She called them all Helen.So I asked what she did if she wanted just one of them. She said that's easy.Naturally, I call them by their surname."
DL: That reminds me. I have to upgrade the Skoda I get from my part time evening job. The only thing I keep in it is a bus timetable.
Mitesh: Evening job ?
DL(off air): I'm a car thief.Think of me as the Robin Hood of the Kpl. I steal from the rich and get it to the poor, me.
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