Monday, May 25, 2009

Knighton Oval's "pup" whispers into married life.


MTV Celebrity news bulletin: The attendees of the annual club awards at the Knighton Oval were thrown out of their chairs.

DHJ, or commonly known as the " Knighton phantom," has announced that he is going to tie the knot with Eva Petrova, KO's truely KO cheerleader. They danced to "Bhoot ni ke " and chants of "Phantom" from the Knighton toon army.

The origin of his name is due to the fact that he would lock himself in the toilet until Wigston Wanderer's Shane Warne had finished his spell.

Mitesh was touched that his players were moving on.

"He will always be pup to me. He was the youngest member of the Ashes 1992 winning team. I can understand his decision to leave cricket and take up bricklaying. He was struck on his head by a beamer from Manish. Anyway , that is for the ICC to sort out. I wish him luck for the future," said Mitesh with a tear in his eye .

Manish also congratulated DHJ. He hoped that DHJ, who in his opinion, has been the worst advert for vegetarianism does not become the worst ad for married life.

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