Wigston wanderer wkt seeks asylum

Kpl exclusive: The Wanderers were playing a warm up match, in hot Dubai. During the innings break, Aslam Rooney caught a plane to Heathrow to seek asylum.

He has retired from all forms of cricket.

At a press conference, he explained that this was triggered when Manish to actually asked him to keep wicket and open the batting.

"This is a crime against humanity. I can't keep wicket and open the bat in 45 degrees," he began to cry,"Please help me, I need to be famous."

New KPL summer anthem CD track from WW to KO

Wigston Wanderers 2 Knighton Oval Ibiza

She says she likes my bat, but I said its from JJB
And she stay up all hours watching my C & B
She said she loves KPL, she bought the old KPL DVD's
And so I put her number in my shirt BBC
I got a grey BM, I used to have a red F.O.R.D
She wanna see what’s hiding in my bank balance TSB
I tell her wear a dress but not any PVC
And I’ll make news and it will be on Sky 3D HD

Uhh, scene one. Everybody get in your fielding positions.
Pay attention, and listen.
We’re tryna get this in one delivery, so lets try and
make that happen.
Take one,let's play and action!

She pose for FHM, She read my mags GQ
We spinnin’ at SRT, but not at the SCG
I’m in my PRPS and my Nike SB’s
Ravin’ with B.R.O, from London to the MCC

This my anthem from WW to KPL KO

Fear factor for mitto

Mitesh to appear on fear factor.
He will face all challenges except:
Animals
Heights
Manish's sledging.

The travelx Knighton Oval

Kpl info: Mitesh formally signed a memorandum of understanding.

Knighton Oval will be sponsored by Travelx for the next 5 years.

This means that Knighton Oval's ad campaign will change from " We are the blackberry boyz to there are some foreign exchanges we won't do".

EX - FACTOR

Greg Chappell : P 23 W 18 L 4 D1

Greg Chappell has backed the Knighton Oval to win the final round of matches.

Greg said, "We will see an end to this summer of grime with match fixing allegations. Mitesh has got to prove that he has got integrity."

Thomas Vidic,the Wigston Wanderer's loan singing, "It is Vidiculous. Under any man with integrity, there is a nutter bubbling. Mitesh has not got a big match temperament. The red mist will mean that he will throw everything away."

thumb and dumber

The final toxic round of matches will decide the KPL championship.

Mitesh has recalled MONTY - thumbs for that.

Manish has spent a secret bonding session with his minstrel of wanderers- dumber.

Lola the cat

Lola the cat is coming out of retirement to put Mitesh in the sin bin this time.

Mitesh is under constant security threat after kpltube showed clips of him placing lola in the green bin.

"It is a purfect moment to bowl my balls of fury. I will bowl the Knighton Oval into the ground and make them grovel," said Lola .

"Have you been to Disneyland, Mr Mitesh? Have you seen dumbo," added Lola practising her bouncers.