Kpl exclusive: The Wanderers were playing a warm up match, in hot Dubai. During the innings break, Aslam Rooney caught a plane to Heathrow to seek asylum.
He has retired from all forms of cricket.
At a press conference, he explained that this was triggered when Manish to actually asked him to keep wicket and open the batting.
"This is a crime against humanity. I can't keep wicket and open the bat in 45 degrees," he began to cry,"Please help me, I need to be famous."
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