Saturday, March 13, 2010

KPL theme song

If you are what you say you are
A cricket superstar
Then have no fear
The KPL is here
and the beginning is here and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh


[Verse 1:]
Yea, uh
A fresh cool young season
Trying to cash his shot check 2, 6, 2
Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees
What have KPL brung you?
Did you improve on the design?
Did you do something new?
Well your name ain't on the guest list
Who brung you?
The more famous person, you Manish came through
And the sexy lady next to you
Manish brung you!
And then it hit me
Standing outside of KnighronOval waiting for God to come and get me
Mitesh is too uncouth
Unschooled to the rules
And too gum shoe
Too much of a newcomer
And too uncool
Like Sachin and Lara
Mitesh battle with it well
Though Manish needs a holiday like lady who sung blue
Go back what ever you did you undo
Heavy is heaven
The devil on me two tonnes too

If you are what you say you are
A cricket superstar
Then have no fear
The KPL is here
and the beginning is here and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh

[Verse 2:]
And you better wear your cricket shades
The floodlights here can burn holes through the cricket blades
Down through the crowds
Making the past cricketers proud
Where the Cricketing Gods laid
And hitting of out through Atmosphere
Nearly misses air liners
Magnified times five
This is pointed at the batter
Rickoshea off the moon and sets the forest ablaze
Now that's important to say
Cuz even with all of that
Most of us don't want the KPL to fade
We want it to braid
Meaning we want it to grow
Meaning we want it to stay
Like Hav-a-sheikh called
And the umpire told him to wait
Un-strap Manish from the chair
And put him back on his stage
The audience ain't going to be fazed
And they ain't gon' clap and they ain't gon' praise
They want everything back that they paid
Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim

If you are what you say you are
A cricket superstar
Then have no fear
The KPL is here
and the beginning is here and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh

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