Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ref Masssey to turn to cricket

Kpl: Manish has been banned for one match in a sexism row.

He was overheard asking Mitesh if Umpire Massey knew the power play rules.

Also he was filmed asking Charlotte,Kpl sport news anchor;"Can you adjust my cricket box for me ?"

Al jalabi in an instant

Al Jalabi - fav movie : Kite runner

Fav Shot: Chinese cut.

Best moment: taking the Afgans to the ICC finals.

Most awkward mo: Sledging Mitesh and getting caught off a reverse sweep.

League of nations

Kpl info: Manish has welcomed the signing of Al Jalabi from Kabul Destroyers.

That makes 11 nationalities in the Wanderers starting 11.

"They are like the Russian Empire. Each country has no loyalty.There is no friendship.We do not know when they are going to implode,"said Mitesh.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Mitesh in 100 GQ men

Mitesh is being interviewed by GQ.

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool."

Mitesh - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

Mrs Lindsay -" What is your mental process when you are batting?"

Mitesh-"How can you hit and think at the same time?"

Mrs Lindsay:"What would you do if you found a million dollars?"

Mitesh: "If the guy was poor, I'd give it back."

Wanderers try baseball

Yogi Berra and Joe Di Maggio's grandsons held a baseball clinic at the Wanderers.

1.Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.

2.Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

3.A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

4.There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.

5.Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

6.When asked what time it is: "Do you mean now?

preseason pledge

Manish has pledged that the Wanderers will be the vanguard against boring cricket.

"We want to take the draw out of the game. If you think I'm pushing my luck, they hey, I'd like to take the loss out as well,"said Manish.

pre season nets

Manish has told coach Greg Chappell that we must adopt a new technique to beat the Knighton Oval.

Knighton Oval are like the German football team of the 1970 and 1980's. Two teams, one ball and the Germans always win.

"We have to abandon our traditional policy. This year if it ain't broke DO mend it,"finished Manish