The good,bad and googlie.

Kpl info the Knighton oval are working on a leg spin academy.
Manish said,"there is no guarantee that they will produce another AbdulQadir.If you want a guarantee buy a toaster."
"What's his name any way?"asked Manish.
"Finch."
"It's always Finch."

Jedi batsmen at the Wanderers.

In the pre Boxing day test match, Manish has been using the "Goat lab" training camp.

At level 1, a batsman should be able to walk through the pavilion wall.

At level2, a batsmen should be able to hit a six blindfolded.

At level3, a fielder should be able to dive for a catch before it has been bowled.

At level4, a fielder should be able to debleat the 3 rd umpire by making him put on the red light.

Mitch : Mind your sign language, Manish

Manish has been told to keep a lid on it.

After a fine for excessive appealing and sledging, he has started using sign language.

Mitchell Jonson thought he was telling him to that he was doing a "good job."

No, he kept on putting his thumb into his batting glove.

It was only after a weary Knighton Oval spectator, pointed out that Manish was not saying good job but ****hole.

Wanderers following on

Due to the snow, the KPL finale has turned to the PS3.

KPL 11 is pretty bad reading for Manish. The Wanderers were out for 42. The Knighton Oval are 60.0.

"It's gotta be pretty hard for the Wanderers not to feel helpless right now. They must have known their key to success in this match was their batting. Having fallen cheaply they have to rely on their limp pace attack.

Hopefully first slip knows some good jokes because they're going to be out there a while.

Wigston wanderer's focus on the F*** word plan

In a leaked document on kpl wikileaks.com ,Greg Chapell advised Manish at the start of the Ashes campaign to use the F word focus plan against the Knighton Oval.

The F word plan is about making the Wanderers concentrate on the : fielding, fhrow-ing and fifth stump bowling.

Mitesh added at this week's press conference, "The F*** word plan is out. We know what is in it now.We know the truth like what's under Doug's rug. And by the way, boys and girls, I know school's have been closed this week. You are probably busy in playing in the snow. Always remember,do not eat yellow snow !

i playa

The final double or quits Ashes match will have a new player on each side.

It is part of the initiative of gently passing the baton of the KPL to a younger generation.

One to look out for is "Crazy dog" Karija for the Wigston Wanderes. He is an unpredictable leggie.

" I hit the ball as I see 'em. If you wanta guarantee, get a toaster. I'm a playa. I'm the King of England, bitch."

I think Kraija had too much sugar in his tea this morning.

Anyways,we have to cut this interview short and move to the Knighton Oval dining room for the team lunch.

For the Knighton Oval, Mitto has recruited "Sausages" Hauritz. He is the equivalent of an accountant playing cricket. Grey,grey ,grey.

Mitto said " Don't you know? Grey is the new black."

Hauritz was instantly impressed.He started to tuck into his lunch.

Asked why he looked irritated.

"You can't take the accountant out of me.Mitto, yeh bhindi kitni ? yeh Tomtoe kitna ?"

Bat out.

Its ok,

Im good,

Lets Go!

Yeah (yeah) we bring the stars out,
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out,
Lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out,
And we can do this until 18 balls get bat out.

(so) Let it shine,
Let the fielders run all day,
The score board wont come down,
Until we hit the sixes in the ground and Knighton Oval pass out!

Yeah (i) yeah, im in charge now,
Im a star and I'll bowl Mitto's flipping team out.

About to be a bigger star than my mum thought,
Cos every day I got a groupie at my front door,
Now I drive past the bus I used to run for,
Wheres my clap, wheres my encore?

I walk alone, cos I was born alone,
But doesn't matter, cos I ll win by bat out