Thursday, July 15, 2010

KPL player's Wives- dont miss it!

Kpl: And you thought that the claws were out on the cricket field !

This is a new hit drama following the wags of the kpl.

It will be shown at prime time after the Kpl match 3 on Saturday 10pm.

The story follows the playboy champagne lifestyle of the "Alfie" of the Knighton Oval team,Mitesh.

Mitesh and Keisha in one corner and Manish and Megan in the other.

The gloves are off for this mother of all battles, baby.

Move over you boys, now face some chin music from the girls.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Terryable

Manish was heavily criticised for sending his fielding coach ,Jono Terry,for the post match interview with Alan Pritchard of "Knowing me, knowing you."

Alan :You join me now behind the closed iron curtain of the Wc's training camp.
What insight can you give me about today's terryable performance ?

Terry:"The camp is split. It hurts us to lose to the Knighton Oval. We are aware that the fans hurt. We need to perform better. We have got a team meeting. I will speak to our coach to beg that Manish bats higher the order. We are at home next week. We can get revenge. Yes, we can,"said Terry to the flash of media's cameras.

Alan :On that bombshell, Mitesh you have been warned, aha.

gotcha!

The Kpl Sun: Mitesh took a 1-0 lead in this week's opening fixture.

Mitesh successfully defended 32. He bowled Manish out for 22.

Mitesh said, " It was all about who was bravest to bowl spin. My tactic worked. Manish was unbalanced and scooped a catch to my new Japanese import Jimbo Honda."

Saturday, June 19, 2010

va va doom

Terri Henri,Wigston legend, has blasted Manish.

"Manish has crocked up big time. He has broken his rule that he would take no injured players to the tournament. He has no creative players for his vision of total cricket.
It is like trying to play the Arsenal way with Ian Holloway's muppets at Blackpool."

back the clean shaven bid

Kpl 10 live viewers were urged by Jimbo Corden to back the clean beard bid.

He said that until the Knighton Oval don't regain the Ashes their supporters should not keep a beard.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Time to Dream

Wigston Wanderers fans have started the "Time to Dream" campaign for the next KPL 10 season. Free T-Shirts can be found by collecting vouchers in The Daily Chronicle with the T-Shirts saying "May be just may be" on the back

Mitesh was asked to comment but said "Send me a picture!" and did the Beyonce wave

Saturday, April 3, 2010

telephone

Manish:

Not that I don't like Knighton Oval,
I'm just at a Kpl party,
And I'm sick and tired
of my agent ringing
Sometimes I feel like
I lived in Grand Central station
Tonight I m not taking no cals
Cause I'll be battin