Artic Freeze? No more Pleeze!

Our reporter Mr Court'en Boweled was there as usual when the inaugural Commoner's Shield 10 was at the KnightonOval
Some called it a warm up we would call it rather a cooling down as the warm up to the KPL 10 started in blustery conditions leaving even the most warm hearten fan asking for warm gloves and hot tea (but from the reactions at the end we have a strong suspicion it was something stronger.. something Irish)!
The toss was won by the Wigston Wanderers and chose to bat on a pitch helping the seamers... called it a green top is something of an understatement.
After all the huffing and puffing of the pre-match bravado of both captains. A barrage of fast bowling met both teams and KnightonOval score a respectable 25.
In reply after some wayward bowling by the knightonOval skipper who kept on bowling low full tossers to Manish it appeared things were follwing apart for KnightonOval. However, in a change of tactic Mitesh started bowling high full tosser and the planned worked. It slowed the scoring and eventually resulted in both teams ending in a draw at 25-25

Later Manish was seen tripping the KnightonOval captain in the warm down
Manish was not available for direct questioning but a spokesman said "He, that is Manish had nothing to do with the tripping incident, it was his bat!!!!"

This Cout'en Boweled reporting from a cold, wind swept arena that is KnightonOval

Knighton Oval anthem for 2010

Cause I
Just set Wigston Wanderers up,
Just set them up,
Just set them up tonight,

Then knock them down,

I think I should know
How to make love to something innocent
Without leaving my fingerprints out,

Now,

L-o-o-s-e’s just another word I never learned to pronounce
How do I say I’m sorry
‘Cause the word is just never gonna come out,

encyclopedia galactica

Arthur Dent and Ford Parrat have updated Knighton Oval's entry in the Galactica Encyclopedia.

It reads : mostly harmless.

2010 Wigston Wanderers song

I retired from rugby
so I let my sexy cricket
do da talkin talkin yeah

Madchester

Guess who had a case of red mist again ? Yes, it is Mitesh " Carlos Tevez."

During the drinks break in a charity friendly match against the Manchester Eagles,Mitesh was just about to take a swig of Mara diet water , when he spotted the opposing Captain,Neville Neville, with a Wigston Wanderers 2010 T shirt.

After the drinks break Mitesh bowled a vicious a fast yorker to dismiss Neville Neville, who looked set on 123. When Neville Neville looked up, Mitesh made inexplicable hand gestures at him.

Pictures to follow.

KPL qualifiers week commencing 1 st February

The Kpl qualifying competition has started. The Wanderers, after finishing runners up, have been drawn against Neasden United.

Manish arrived at the Neasden United ground to do a pitch inspection.

He was greeted by chants ringing in his ears, " If you want to go to Lords, you have to get through Neasden."

KPL 10 It Begins