Catches win matches

Our reporter WC Grace, no relation to the great man, but was one of the reason we hired him, had an in depth interview with one of the modern great players Curly Ambrosia. Commenting on the recent KPL09 and especially the Wigston Wanderers' horrible run.
Curly said " Wigston Wanderers have no chance of winning if they catch like they do. The old cricket motto of catches win matches still hold true!!"

"Is it that bad?" Our reporter asked

"If the whole of the Wigston Wanderers team went to Mexico none of them would catch anything!!." Curly replied bursting in a fit of laughter which only stopped with an asthma fit and a quick inhaler...

Metro retro

Cricket AM: Round 8 will be held to celebrate Breast Cancer awareness week.

The Wigston wanderers will wear the old beige Kiwi top, moustasches and afro hairstyles. They will also don pink gloves, pads and undergarments.

Meanwhile, Mitesh has stamped his foot down on how retro especially the Indians become. In an urgent press release, Mitesh has told the team that what goes into the body has to be cokked in olive oil, not desi ghee, and what comes out should be cleaned with water, not by hand.

MT1 in Ashes scare

KPLinfo( the home of cricket) : Manish has contracted mononucleosis. He blames the water served at the bar.

From his facebook page, I would blame the barmaid , rather than the water, during the Thursday night Karoke face off. Manish sang " Shabba , Shabba." The ,yet unknown, barmaid sang " Mummy ko nihi hai pata."

Run Mitesh run

In a press conference on the eve of announcing the squad for round 7, Manish revealled his plans to target Mitesh.

"Mitesh is a thoughful and meticulous tinkerer. He has enjoyed playing against us. I think, if my memory serves me correctly, he has an average of 30 with the bat and 10 with the ball per wicket. His success is due to playing within his limitations and having a low centre of gravity at the crease. Mind you , when the Knighton Oval are good , they are good. When they are bad, they grovel. I want to see them grovel," said Manish wiping his brow because the air conditioning broke down at the English Academy in Loughborough.

Gary Pratt to make sensational return for the Wigston Wanderers

KNN: Details are slowly emerging from the Wigston Wanderers camp that the 2005 Ashes winner ,Gary Pratt, is due to end his self imposed exile.

His exile was provoked by some dubious third umpire referrals to Daryll Harper during the Carribean Calypso tour of 2006.

The talisman will cheer Manish's spirits when he takes on the Knighton Oval in round 7 on a suspiciously detoriating spinning paradise.

Trial by Spin

It seems like the Wigston Wanderers Cricket Club (affectionately known as WC amongst their fans) will be face "spin music " instead of the normal "chin music" they have faced so far in the KPL09. The groundsman of the KPL Oval, a Mr Peter Pitchfork, was heard in a drunken tirade in a local pub to be quoted in saying "Mitesh asks the impossible!!How can you produce a spinning wicket when there is so much rain in the air!!!" And then observers claim fell in a drunken stupor.

Our reporters are trying desperately trying to verify the story!

More leaks than the Titanic .

KNN: Oh no , not again! A leaked memo from the Wigston wanderers's dreesing room is in the hands of the Knighton Oval. Manish plans to tuck up Mitesh with some short hostile bowling and bowl very wide of offstump so he has to fish for the ball. Considering their appalling losing streak and comical fielding, I have got my fingers crossed that Manish does not have to fish the ball back from the boundary.