Wanderers- theatre of dreams

The Wigston Wanderers have scored 70 off 18balls.

"If this was a boxing match, I would have to throw in the towel."said Ian Gould, Umpire.

"This season Mitesh is gonna get a beatin. The Knighton Oval are close to administration.Also I think he's pretending about his finger injury.This is not a good excuse. My advice to him is Don't go chasing waterfalls.Please stick to the rivers you know,"said Manish.

Mitesh prayin

Oh Lord above, I just dropped a catch
Let somebody take the blame
Oh Lord above, if I'm knelling down
My prayer, take away this pain, oh, nothing helps

I'm praying, oh Lord, I'm praying to You
Take away this guilt all up in my head
I'm pleading, oh Lord, I'm pleading with You
We got some dealings to do before the day I'm dead

Manish came for me just like I knew he would
But this time I was ready, and I ducked him good

Wigston song

I wanna be a Ashes winnar so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Wisden magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in Lords in shining lights
A different ground every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a Ashes Winnar