Kpl: Manish has been banned for one match in a sexism row.
He was overheard asking Mitesh if Umpire Massey knew the power play rules.
Also he was filmed asking Charlotte,Kpl sport news anchor;"Can you adjust my cricket box for me ?"
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Al jalabi in an instant
Al Jalabi - fav movie : Kite runner
Fav Shot: Chinese cut.
Best moment: taking the Afgans to the ICC finals.
Most awkward mo: Sledging Mitesh and getting caught off a reverse sweep.
Fav Shot: Chinese cut.
Best moment: taking the Afgans to the ICC finals.
Most awkward mo: Sledging Mitesh and getting caught off a reverse sweep.
League of nations
Kpl info: Manish has welcomed the signing of Al Jalabi from Kabul Destroyers.
That makes 11 nationalities in the Wanderers starting 11.
"They are like the Russian Empire. Each country has no loyalty.There is no friendship.We do not know when they are going to implode,"said Mitesh.
That makes 11 nationalities in the Wanderers starting 11.
"They are like the Russian Empire. Each country has no loyalty.There is no friendship.We do not know when they are going to implode,"said Mitesh.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Mitesh in 100 GQ men
Mitesh is being interviewed by GQ.
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool."
Mitesh - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Mrs Lindsay -" What is your mental process when you are batting?"
Mitesh-"How can you hit and think at the same time?"
Mrs Lindsay:"What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Mitesh: "If the guy was poor, I'd give it back."
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool."
Mitesh - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Mrs Lindsay -" What is your mental process when you are batting?"
Mitesh-"How can you hit and think at the same time?"
Mrs Lindsay:"What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Mitesh: "If the guy was poor, I'd give it back."
Wanderers try baseball
Yogi Berra and Joe Di Maggio's grandsons held a baseball clinic at the Wanderers.
1.Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
2.Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
3.A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
4.There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.
5.Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
6.When asked what time it is: "Do you mean now?
1.Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
2.Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
3.A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
4.There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.
5.Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
6.When asked what time it is: "Do you mean now?
preseason pledge
Manish has pledged that the Wanderers will be the vanguard against boring cricket.
"We want to take the draw out of the game. If you think I'm pushing my luck, they hey, I'd like to take the loss out as well,"said Manish.
"We want to take the draw out of the game. If you think I'm pushing my luck, they hey, I'd like to take the loss out as well,"said Manish.
pre season nets
Manish has told coach Greg Chappell that we must adopt a new technique to beat the Knighton Oval.
Knighton Oval are like the German football team of the 1970 and 1980's. Two teams, one ball and the Germans always win.
"We have to abandon our traditional policy. This year if it ain't broke DO mend it,"finished Manish
Knighton Oval are like the German football team of the 1970 and 1980's. Two teams, one ball and the Germans always win.
"We have to abandon our traditional policy. This year if it ain't broke DO mend it,"finished Manish
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Knowing me , knowing you,Manish Thanki
Who is your sporting hero ? Graeme Smith.
What would you be if you weren't a sportsman? Librarian
Which other sportsman would you like to be ? Freddie Flintoff.
Career highlight ? Bowling Mitesh out on the last ball to draw the Ashes 2002.
If your house was burning down, what one possession would you save? My first Ashes medal.
Favourite Karaoke song: Kismet se tum hum ko milo ho
Three most listened songs on your ipod: You're hot and cold, teenage dreams and who's gonna run this town tonight.
Last film you saw: 3 idiots
Last book you read: Restaurant at the other side of the universe.
Favourite pre match meal chips and beans
Can you cook ? No, but I like Mitesh's cheesecake when we visit the Knighton Oval.
Your favourite holiday destination: I would love to go Jo bourg for the Boxing day test match
In a film of your life, who would you like to play you ? Matt Damon. I liked him in Invictus.
What's the most expensive thing you have ever bought ? BMW. I forgot to buy a cricket box. That nearly turned out to be very expensive!
What would you be if you weren't a sportsman? Librarian
Which other sportsman would you like to be ? Freddie Flintoff.
Career highlight ? Bowling Mitesh out on the last ball to draw the Ashes 2002.
If your house was burning down, what one possession would you save? My first Ashes medal.
Favourite Karaoke song: Kismet se tum hum ko milo ho
Three most listened songs on your ipod: You're hot and cold, teenage dreams and who's gonna run this town tonight.
Last film you saw: 3 idiots
Last book you read: Restaurant at the other side of the universe.
Favourite pre match meal chips and beans
Can you cook ? No, but I like Mitesh's cheesecake when we visit the Knighton Oval.
Your favourite holiday destination: I would love to go Jo bourg for the Boxing day test match
In a film of your life, who would you like to play you ? Matt Damon. I liked him in Invictus.
What's the most expensive thing you have ever bought ? BMW. I forgot to buy a cricket box. That nearly turned out to be very expensive!
LV cup pre season round 1
"It's not about the glory" said Roy Albert Keano.
His side the Tractor 11 have been picked to face Knighton Oval in the first round of the LV cup. The tie will be played on the 2nd February.
"We need this tie with the Knighton Oval.Cricket is about money now. We will definitely get a full house and TV money.The final at Great Yarmouth. We are based in Noriwch. Mitesh, you will need to go through to get to the final. Check your sat nav."
His side the Tractor 11 have been picked to face Knighton Oval in the first round of the LV cup. The tie will be played on the 2nd February.
"We need this tie with the Knighton Oval.Cricket is about money now. We will definitely get a full house and TV money.The final at Great Yarmouth. We are based in Noriwch. Mitesh, you will need to go through to get to the final. Check your sat nav."
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Recruitment drive at Wanderers
By Mike Engels.
Manish has signed the premier French cricketer,Shane Tulangi.
Manish:I told Shane,do you want to come to a place of milk and honey near theA50?
We are offering free laptops.You know,a team that clicks together
plays well together."
Mike:Shane, you probably thought your career was over after the drugs ban at the World cup.
What did Manish say to you to play for the Wanderers?"
Shane:Simple.Manish asked me- do you believe in second chances?
And I said.I do now."
Manish has signed the premier French cricketer,Shane Tulangi.
Manish:I told Shane,do you want to come to a place of milk and honey near theA50?
We are offering free laptops.You know,a team that clicks together
plays well together."
Mike:Shane, you probably thought your career was over after the drugs ban at the World cup.
What did Manish say to you to play for the Wanderers?"
Shane:Simple.Manish asked me- do you believe in second chances?
And I said.I do now."
Saturday, January 8, 2011
The jeff boycotts to perform opening 2011 in Abu Dabi
The jeff boycotts will perform their hits:
Glory glory Manish Thanki
Knighton oval- are you Scotland in disguise
Mitesh-you re no dr wc grace MRCP
Keeping on running- inzi ran out again!
Glory glory Manish Thanki
Knighton oval- are you Scotland in disguise
Mitesh-you re no dr wc grace MRCP
Keeping on running- inzi ran out again!
The good,bad and googlie.
Kpl info the Knighton oval are working on a leg spin academy.
Manish said,"there is no guarantee that they will produce another AbdulQadir.If you want a guarantee buy a toaster."
"What's his name any way?"asked Manish.
"Finch."
"It's always Finch."
Manish said,"there is no guarantee that they will produce another AbdulQadir.If you want a guarantee buy a toaster."
"What's his name any way?"asked Manish.
"Finch."
"It's always Finch."
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